Potentially Good Or Bad Advice

"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck) 11/16/2018 at 13:28 • Filed to: shitpost

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random001 > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/16/2018 at 13:33

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Pr inting this for future use.

Nom De Plume > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/16/2018 at 13:55

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Maybe she went to Catholic school and learned the dark art of towel whipping.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/16/2018 at 14:03

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Clearly this was made by someone who has never been  married.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/16/2018 at 14:09

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Yeah, I feel like this would be a onc e in a lifetime thing. Like you would have to choose very carefully. So carefully.

MoCamino > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/16/2018 at 14:10

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Sorry, I don’t think a towel enema sounds all that pleasant, so I’ll pass.

WilliamsSW > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/16/2018 at 14:30

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And here are the current Vegas odds on the outcome:

She laughs - 50/1

You die - OFF

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/16/2018 at 15:19

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If she was just mildly angry, she’d probably laugh.

If she was actually angry, I would do it, then run as fast as I could.